I'm just going to say it. Like ripping off a bandaid, just do it quick.
1...
2...
2 1/2...
2 9/10....
3 - IWEIGH170WHICHISTHEMOSTEVEREXCEPTFORWHENIWASPREGNANTORJUSTDONEBEINGPREGNANTSOTHATDOESN'TCOUNT!
Whew! I feel better.
So, I am "dieting." Only, it's not really dieting as much as it's just "paying attention to what the hell I am cramming into my 'pie hole'." PATWTHIACIMPH, or the german Kuchenloch for short, is a very trendy new food fad where the participant actually prepares food, then, spends more than 30 seconds inhaling it. Chewing actually takes place. And, I have actually had time to taste and smell what I am eating, so I suppose that is positive as well.
However, I am starving. However, I can not wear any bottoms that don't consist of elastic. However, I miss mindless snacking. However, I get startled when I walk by a mirror wondering why the chick from "Bridesmaids" is in my house.
Get ready world. I am a lean, mean, kuchenloching machine!
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